off-shore philistines don't eat songbirds
bumper-to-bumper crawling through princes end
Notes: Irish/British "bumper" = Amer. "fender"
Irish/British "windscreen" = "windshield"
"Volvic" - a French bottled spring-water; it's interesting that about eight years ago, a UK consumer organisation ('Which?')) did an extensive blind-testing experiment of 'superior' bottled water with a large group of British chefs and food-writers from the 'quality' press; the overall winner turned out to be tap-water (US 'faucet water') from the men's public toilets in Stephenson Street, Birmingham UK (water from the Welsh mountains).
ASDA - British supermarket group, now part of WAL-MART